#30

Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor

March 2, 2015 — 00:00 / 27:38

In this precious episode, Matt and Kenny discuss Matt’s game of the year. Also, Kenny provides excellent instruction and guidance on how Matt should present himself. Also, Matt revises the description of this podcast solely to remind everyone that Kenny is a buffoon. Shadow Strike!

04:33 Check out how offensive it is when you press ‘x’ to kiss your wife
04:38 Thankfully, Polygon provided a strong opinion piece, reminding us that we don’t kiss our loved ones in the same way we kill our enemies.
06:07 Matt the Literate educates Kenny the Illiterate on the difference between instructing and helping.
07:20 Kenny the Overdramatic cites a rumor from an Assassin’s Creed developer.
08:32 Kenny the Unfunny provides the worst description ever of the Nemesis System.
12:02 Turns out his name was Azdush! Listen to this war chant!
13:02 For those following along at home, the last decent Assassin’s Creed came out in 2009.
13:58 Kenny Gossip Spreader states that the Nemesis System wasn’t possible when it was simply scaled back on older consoles.
14:54 Kenny the Impressionists’ best Uruk impression.
15:51 Matt Thespian Slayer’s best Uruk impression.
17:39 Here is how you kill a Graug aka a huge ass troll.
19:19 A video demonstrating how you can brand every Uruk captain, then explode all the heads at once.
22:56 Spoiler alert, this amazing game has one of the worst final boss fights.

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